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Originally Posted by: Guest  Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? Very true...and great point! :)
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A man walks into a bar and notices a poker game going on. When he got closer to the table he saw a dog sitting at the table. This is interesting so he starts watching the game. First he notices the dog has cards and chips in front of him and then the next hand is dealt and sure enough cards are dealt to the dog. The dog proceeds to play out the hand just like the human players, calling, raising, discarding, etc.
The man began to wonder why none of the other players seemed to pay any mind to the fact that they were playing poker with a dog. When the man could not stand it any longer he quietly said to one of the players, “I can’t believe that dog is playing poker, he must be the smartest dog in the world!” At this the player smiled and said, “Awww, He isn’t that smart, every time he gets a good hand he wags his tail.”
I guess we do all have a tell....
Katt
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Here is one which my friend told me: Whats the difference between online poker and live poker? You can cry after a bad beat online and no one will laugh at you.  
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 1 user thanked Mark Shaw for this useful post.
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What’s it called when a couple of cows are playing poker in a penthouse casino? High steaks. 
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Originally Posted by: Nowak What’s it called when a couple of cows are playing poker in a penthouse casino? High steaks. LOL! 
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Why did the gambler bring a ladder to the casino?
Because he heard the stakes were high! 😄
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