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What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? - Snowballs 
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Q: When is the only time you split tens in BlackJack? A: When the table is full and your buddies need a seat!!!   Edited by moderator Friday, April 15, 2016 2:16:48 AM(UTC)
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You’ll never believe who I bumped into on my way to the eye doctor! Everybody!
Q: Is Google a he or a she?
A: A she, no doubt, because it won‘t let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas.
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Originally Posted by: Mira  You’ll never believe who I bumped into on my way to the eye doctor! Everybody!
Q: Is Google a he or a she?
A: A she, no doubt, because it won‘t let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas.
LOL This made my day!
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Never guess what happened to me the otherday,i only swallowed a piece of rope!..... i s#@t u knot!
(Its a uk phrase for those of u that isnt from uk n dosent get the joke)
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Hi Samdantbe... I am not a Brit, but that joke is really funny... i s#@t u knot!
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Lol thanks kattboots i am glad u got it. My brother said it to me one day but with a really serious face. Didnt know what to think at first but it cracked me up. Thankyou.
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Originally Posted by: Dee6977 What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? - Snowballs It's a bit stupid joke but I laughed so hard because of it! Thanks for sharing! lol
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What tea do footballers drink?. . . Penal-tea 
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What do you get when 1 winning poker player and 5 losing players are playing poker in the basement..
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A Whine Cellar
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Who wears the biggest hat at the beach? ..... The one with the biggest head
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I don't see my wife & kids anymore. It's all due to gambling.
I won the lottery and I moved to Hawai'i
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